| C | Am |
| Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown, they | say I'm the cutest boy in town |
| Dm7 | G7 | |
| My | car is fast, my teeth is shiney, I | tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie |
| C | Am | Dm7 |
| Here I am at a famous school, I'm | dressin' sharp'n' I'm acting cool. I got a | cheerleader here |
| G7 | |
| Wants to help with my paper, | Let her do all the work'n' maybe later I'll rape her |
| Chorus: |
| F | Em | Am | Dm7 | G | |
| Oh | God I am the American dream, I | do not think I'm | too extreme, An' I'm a | handsome sonofa | bitch, |
| G7 | G | |
| I'm | gonna get a good job'n' be real rich ( | get a good, get a good ...) |
| C | Am |
| Women's liberation, came | creepin' all across the nation |
| Dm7 | G7 | |
| I | tell you people, I was not ready, when I | fucked that dyke by the name of Freddie |
| C | Am | Dm7 | |
| She | made a little speech then, aw, she | tried to make me say when she had my | balls in a vice |
| G7 | |
| But she left the dick, I | guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick |
| Chorus: |
| F | Em | Am | Dm7 | G | |
| Oh | God I am the American dream, but | now I smell like | Vaseline. An' I'm a | miserable sonofa | bitch |
| G7 | G | |
| Am I a | boy or a lady ...? I don't know which ( | I wonder, wonder ...) |
| C | Am | |
| So I | went out'n' bought me a leisure suit, I | jingle my change, but I'm still kinda' cute |
| Dm7 | G7 | |
| Got a | job doin' radio promo, An' | none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo |
| C | Am | |
| E | ventually me'n' a friend, Sorta | drifted along into S&M |
| Dm7 | G7 | |
| I can | take about an hour on the tower of power, | Long as I gets little golden shower |
| Chorus: |
| F | Em | Am | |
| Oh | God I am the American dream, With a | spindle up my butt till it | makes me scream |
| Dm7 | G | G7 | |
| An' I'll do | anything to get a | head, I | lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred" |
| F | Em | Am | |
| Oh | God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic ! | Thanks to Freddie, I'm a | sexual spastic |
| Dm7 | G | G | |
| And my | name is Bobby | Brown, | Watch me now; I'm goin' down |
| Dm7 | G | G | |
| And my | name is Bobby | Brown, | Watch me now; I'm goin' down |
| Dm7 | G | G | |
| And my | name is Bobby | Brown, | Watch me now; I'm goin' down |